March 22 - National Goof-off Day.
March 23 - William Morris - English poet, artist, architect - 1834 - Letters From Nowhere.
March 25 - National "Joe" Day - for everyone who doesn't like his or her given name to be known simply as "Joe" or "Joanne".
Goria Steinam - American feminist, publisher - Ms magazine.
March 26 - Edward Bellamy - American author - 1850 - Looking Backward.
Robert Frost - American poet - 1874 - A Further Range, A Witness Tree.
Tennessee Williams - American playwright - 1911 - The Glass Menagerie, Streetcar Named Desire.
Erica Jong - American author, poet - 1942 - Fear of Flying, Fanny.
Make Up Your Own Holiday Day.
March 27 - Thorne Smith - American author - Topper, Rain in the Doorway.
March 30 - Sean O'Casey - Irish playwright - 1880 - Juno and the Paycock.
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
The wife answered, "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband."
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female..
