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Literary Birthdays And Other Nonsense

March 22 - National Goof-off Day.
March 23 - William Morris - English poet, artist, architect - 1834 - Letters From Nowhere.
March 25 - National "Joe" Day - for everyone who doesn't like his or her given name to be known simply as "Joe" or "Joanne".
Goria Steinam - American feminist, publisher - Ms magazine.
March 26 - Edward Bellamy - American author - 1850 - Looking Backward.
Robert Frost - American poet - 1874 - A Further Range, A Witness Tree.
Tennessee Williams - American playwright - 1911 - The Glass Menagerie,  Streetcar Named Desire.
Erica Jong - American author, poet - 1942 - Fear of Flying, Fanny.
Make Up Your Own Holiday Day.
March 27 - Thorne Smith - American author - Topper, Rain in the Doorway.
March 30 - Sean O'Casey - Irish playwright - 1880 - Juno and the Paycock.


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These are the jokes, folks

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR!

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.  Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.

She said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

The wife answered, "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband."

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female..

Irish Humor
A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention, but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.
The drunk mumbles, "Ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either." 

Why did the cat join the Red Cross? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

 

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